Hair loss

[allowera]

It has been discovered that if you lose hair from the back of your head, you are sexy.

 

Alternately if you lose hair from the front of your head, you are a thinker.

 

However if you lose hair from both the front and back you only think you are sexy.

 

 

[J170 Owner]

It has been discovered that if you lose hair from the back of your head, you are sexy.Alternately if you lose hair from the front of your head, you are a thinker.

However if you lose hair from both the front and back you only think you are sexy.

What are you when hair starts growing out of your ears?

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

What are you when hair starts growing out of your ears?

Old...

 

 

[J170 Owner]

Old...

Or a Hobbit?

 

 

[Suitman]

How about an Old Hobbit?

 

 

[allowera]

Whenever my kids point out that I'm losing hair I deny it.

 

I claim that I am not losing anything - it is merely subjected to gravity.

 

Therefore my hair will slowly side down and appear naturally out my ears, nose e.t.c. until ( if I live long enough ) I will look like a Draught Horse.

 

 

[nomadpete]

So, how long before your hair starts hanging out of your mouth?

 

 

[Guernsey]

So, how long before your hair starts hanging out of your mouth?

As soon as you start telling Hair Raising stories.

 

Alan.

 

 

[planedriver]

What are you when hair starts growing out of your ears?

Possibly related to Planey?

 

 

[ayavner]

So, how long before your hair starts hanging out of your mouth?

Friday night if I play my cards right...

 

 

[Guernsey]

Friday night if I play my cards right...

Playing cards indeed.....I hope your not playing 'Snap'

 

Alan.