cheeks

[icebob]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

 

 

 

Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

 

 

 

Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

 

 

 

Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

 

 

 

Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

 

 

 

That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

 

 

 

From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

 

 

 

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they

 

 

 

requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After

 

 

 

All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

 

 

 

completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

 

 

 

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his

 

 

 

Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

 

 

 

Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

 

 

 

overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

 

 

 

I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

 

 

 

How can I possibly repay you?'

 

 

 

'My darling,' she replied,

 

 

 

'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother

 

kiss you on the cheek.'

 

 

 

[nomadpete]

Where can I get a graft like that? Only then could I smile every time my mother-in-law kissed me on the cheek.

 

 

[planedriver]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where theMan's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

 

Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

 

Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

 

Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

 

That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

 

From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

 

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they

 

requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After

 

All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

 

completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

 

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his

 

Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

 

Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

 

overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

 

I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

 

How can I possibly repay you?'

 

'My darling,' she replied,

 

'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother

 

kiss you on the cheek.'

No doubt about you Bob, you're a bad man, and your sense of humor is no better then mine.

 

Not sure whether it's you , or me, that should feel ashamed.

 

Had a good laugh anyway.

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey