Paddy story

[Jabiru Phil]

> Paddy Stories

 

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> Paddy and Mick get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

 

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> They bag six.

 

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> As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip,

 

> the pilot says, "The plane can only take four of those."

 

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> The two lads object strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the

 

> pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."

 

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> Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded.

 

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> However, even with full power, the little plane can't handle the

 

> load and down it goes and crashes in the middle of nowhere.

 

>

 

> A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asks

 

> Mick,

 

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> "Any idea where we are?"

 

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> "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year,"

 

> says Mick.

 

 

[damkia]

Paddy for the last 30 yrs has lived three doors down from the Four Leaf Clover hotel in Dublin, owned by a now best mate Mick.

 

Being retired from work now, Paddy has a tendancy to spend a few too many hours at the bar in his usual seat, chatting to Mick through the day.

 

One particualr day Paddy was noted by Mick to be getting quite drunk, and Mick felt that he should ask him to leave (which he had done from time to time in the past).

 

Mick: "Aye Paddy, I think you be havin' enough to drink for the night. Might be time to go home to Mary"

 

Paddy: "Aye, true I be feelin' a bit woozy"

 

at which time Paddy gets off his bar stool and falls flat on his face.

 

Paddy: "Aye, I may be feelin' a bit woozy"

 

after which he uses the legs and arms of the surrounding stools and chairs to stand up before once again slumping to the floor.

 

"Aye, I DEFINITELY be feelin' woozy".

 

Mick is standing behind the bar shaking his head, watching the continual dragging up and slumping all the way out the door and through the glass front of the pub as Paddy slowly makes his way home.

 

When Paddy gets home he decides not to go upstairs to bed, risking waking Mary in the process, and sleeps on the sofa in the lounge instead.

 

10:00am the following morning Mary shakes Paddy to wake him up

 

Mary: "AYE PADDY! You be havin' a few too many drinks last night, eh?"

 

Paddy, cautiously: "Aye, I might have...Why you be sayin' that?

 

Mary: "Mick just called..."

 

Paddy: "Oh...."

 

Mary: "He said you left your wheelchair down there again"