Old not stupid

[Guest danda]

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

 

 

 

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

 

 

 

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

 

 

[River]

You need to be careful using 'wit'...

 

Charles was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

 

His wife was really annoyed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

 

The next morning Charles got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box, gift – wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

 

Excited, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand set new bathroom scales.

 

Charles has been missing since last Friday. . . :black_eye: