Jet Fuel

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Shane and Phil were acouple of drinking buddieswho worked as aircraftengineers in Melbourne, Australia.One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.

 

Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

 

Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel andgetabuzz.

 

You wanna try it?'

 

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane boozeand get completely smashed.

 

The next morning Phil wakes up and is surprised at how good hefeels.

 

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.

 

Nothing!

 

Then the phone rings. It's Shane. Shane says, 'Hey, how do you feelthis morning?'

 

Phil says, 'I feel great, how about you?'

 

Shane says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'

 

Phil says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.We ought to do this more often..'

 

' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'

 

'What's that?'

 

'Have you farted yet?'

 

'No.'

 

'Well, DON’T - 'cause I'm in New Zealand '

 

 

 

[gareth lacey]

 

 

[damkia]

Needs some Indian curry to get ignition though......