Larry is in Hospital

[kgwilson]

Who is Larry?

 

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the heck have you been?"

 

 

 

Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

 

 

 

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

 

 

 

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

 

 

 

"What the heck were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

 

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

 

 

 

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

 

 

 

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

 

 

 

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

 

Larry is in the Royal Adelaide Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

...........................poor larry

[Guernsey]

For your information I visited Larry in hospital today and he is very depressed to say the least.

 

His wife has taken care of the Hundred Dollar Bill by having it surgically detatched and then frozen into a long term deposit.

 

Alan.

 

 

[damkia]

Sush a pitty about Larry. What his wife didn't realise is that by taking a bit of interest and massaging his wealth, she could have turned $100 into $100000. She would have been thanking that tatooist for years...........

 

 

[rankamateur]

This joke just reminded me of "Lounge Suit Larry" who I first met just after I started my computer gaming career about twenty five years ago, he was a little bit sleazy too.

 

 

[pudestcon]

This joke just reminded me of "Lounge Suit Larry" who I first met just after I started my computer gaming career about twenty five years ago, he was a little bit sleazy too.

Yeah I remember that computer game as well.

Pud