I truely did not know this.

[planedriver]

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?

 

 

 

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN

 

LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

 

 

 

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE

 

CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

 

 

 

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS,

 

THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

 

 

 

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING

 

AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

 

 

 

 

 

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

Christ !!.....................How about this one.....

 

Bloke goes to his doc for a check-up, Doc looks him over and says "You need to stop masturbating"...Very surprised the patient asks why ?.... " because I'm trying to examine you " replys the doc !!

 

 

[planedriver]

Christ !!.....................How about this one.....Bloke goes to his doc for a check-up, Doc looks him over and says "You need to stop masturbating"...Very surprised the patient asks why ?.... " because I'm trying to examine you " replys the doc !!

You pulling my leg Maj?

 

 

[Guest Howard Hughes]

The name of this forum should be changed to 'Dad Jokes'!

 

 

[M61A1]

Or.........I was at the doctors today have my testicles checked for lumps. He bent down for a closer look, things got a little awkward about then...... when I started running my fingers through his hair.

 

 

[nomadpete]

This thread belongs in the "Off Topic" forum.....

 

 

[facthunter]

No. The "OFF" topic forum. Nev

 

 

[Bryon]

You think this is bad, there is another thread here somewhere about flying pussies