Medical misadventure

[kgwilson]

A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra.

 

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.

 

'Why not?' asked the man.

 

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

 

'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

 

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

 

The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.'

 

The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you, but

 

you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'

 

On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office...his right arm in a sling.

 

The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?'

 

The man said, 'No one showed up.'

 

 

[planedriver]

Well he obviously didnt roll out of bed and hurt his arm, i'm confused

 

 

[Guernsey]

Well he obviously didnt roll out of bed and hurt his arm, i'm confused

Miss Fist the five fingered lady.

 

Alan.

 

 

[damkia]

He took matters into his own hands....

 

 

[Guernsey]

He took matters into his own hands....

and got a good grip on himself.

 

 

[facthunter]

Seems to be a couple of experts here on the self exciting theme. Nev

 

 

[planedriver]

Hestitating because of of my knievity on these matters, it's always so good to get a comment from someone in whom's opinions we all trust.

 

 

[Guest Howard Hughes]

Seems to be a couple of experts here on the self exciting theme. Nev

Auto ignition?

 

 

[planedriver]

Auto ignition?

= at least one bright spark