Flat-D Flatulence Deoderiser - Disposable Underpads

[Gnarly Gnu]

Now the 'plastic fantastics' are great for winter, no cold drafts and all, but they are rather cosy in size. This product - and yes it does appear legitimate - could be just the ticket if you suffer embarrassingly odoriferous leakage at times in a tight dual cabin! Also potentially useful in a Jab if the engine ceases at an inopportune occasion! OK, perhaps more serious issues at stake in the latter instance. They also make activated charcoal chair pads deodorisers for the heavy artillery gas producers or 'big polluters' as Gillard would call them.

 

But the funny part is the comments at that link, really cracked me up. Ladies may not get it (well the cultured ones) but this subject is difficult for guys to discuss without at least some degree of mirth seeping through....

 

 

 

[Guest Andys@coffs]

GG thanks for that,it was a teenage throw back laugh a minute......I have to ask though.......just exactly how did you stumble on that !!! No, on second thoughts I wont ask that

 

 

[Gnarly Gnu]

Via the Dvice website.

 

With the 'carbon tax' coincidently starting tomorrow it's useful to know that carbon can apparently absorb the methane and hydrogen sulphide gasses occasionally emanating from our tailpipes.

 

 

[dazza 38]

It would be cheaper to shove a shoe odor eater pad in your underpants.

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

It would be cheaper to shove a shoe odor eater pad in your underpants.

Would that work?

 

 

[turboplanner]

As long as you didn't put the double sided tape on the wrong side!

 

 

[kaz3g]

GG thanks for that,it was a teenage throw back laugh a minute......I have to ask though.......just exactly how did you stumble on that !!! No, on second thoughts I wont ask that

YES!

 

kaz

 

 

[Guernsey]

It would be cheaper to shove a shoe odor eater pad in your underpants.

Now would that be a Carbon Footprint or a Carbon Bum Print?

 

Alan.

 

 

[dazza 38]

Would that work?

It looks like the same material.A bit of charcoal and a lot of baloney .

 

 

[dazza 38]

For all the young players out there going through their first romances.You are on of the way there if your young lady passes wind in front of you. .They like you and and are comfortable in front of you.

 

 

[rankamateur]

Or th

 

For all the young players out there going through their first romances.You are on of the way there if your young lady passes wind in front of you. .They like you and and are comfortable in front of you.

Or they watch too many Shrek movies, there is a little bit of ogre in all of us, even the fairer pretty ones.

 

 

[old man emu]

I prefer the re-useable ones. A bit more expensive to start with, but they can be rinsed out in cool water and mild detergent, and they save you the embarrassment of having used under pads in the garbage.

 

In either case, you must heed the warning not to use them internally.

 

OME

 

 

[turboplanner]

I prefer the re-useable ones.

Women????????????????

 

 

[Gnarly Gnu]

Re: odour-eaters

 

Would that work?

I dunno. Please could you slap one in the depends and report back the result for us?

 

Sorry Wayne, had to say it! Carbon tax day has gotten to my head.

 

 

[planedriver]

If they're re-used OME, you'll probably find there will be a new lesser tax to cover that as well. (What a bummer)

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

I prefer the re-useable ones. A bit more expensive to start with, but they can be rinsed out in cool water and mild detergent, and they save you the embarrassment of having used under pads in the garbage.In either case, you must heed the warning not to use them internally.

 

OME

I'll go off topic here, but I had to laugh at "the embarrassment of having used under pads in the garbage." It reminded me of an incident with my Grandmother, Chamie, when I was doing my apprenticeship. She was a total tea-totaller, bordering on wowser, but because I was her favourite grandson, she let me and my mate drink a couple of bottles of beer in her house which we'd brought with us when we went to visit her. Trouble was, next morning she asked what we'd done with the empties. I told her I'd put them in the garbage bin that was out the front waiting for the garboes pick-up. Old Chamie, at 82 years of age, bolted out the front as though she was being shot at. She dug the empties out of the bin and scurried over to her neighbours', Mr Andrews, and put them in his bin. When she came back inside, she scolded me big time, and informed me that she didn't want the garboes seeing empty beer bottles in her bin. It was alright for them to be in Mr Andrews' bin though, because the garboes already knew he drank...

 

 

[planedriver]

Off topic, but priceless!

 

I get all my empties dropped off in OME's bin