The Expert Aviation Lawyer

[Guest john]

A lawyer who was a passenger on a long haul international flight heard the Captain say over the cabin intercom for all passengers & cabin crew to be seated , fasten seat belts & prepare for a crash landing in the ocean because the engines had failed & couldn't be restarted.

 

The Lawyer would not heed the Captains instructions & instead set about the cabin handing out his business cards to each passenger

 

 

[facthunter]

That's absolutely untrue. I didn't have enough cards. Rippemoff & Screwhem. Partners

 

 

[johnm]

yes ......................... and 99 % of all lawyers give the rest a bad name

 

JM

 

 

[cscotthendry]

The police and ambulace attended a minor accident in which the drivers side door of a parked car had been ripped off by a another passing car. When the police attended, they discovered the driver of the parked car was a lawyer in some distress at the damage to his new Porsche. When the ambulance officer pointed out that the driver's arm had also been ripped off, he exclaimed "My Rolex!".