Valuable Art Paintings

[Guest john]

The famed Artist asked the Art Gallery manager if there had been any interest shown by patrons who had been attending the Art Gallery to view his latest display of paintings.

 

The Art Gallery manager told the Artist that he had some good news & bad news.

 

The good news is that a distinguished gentleman enquired if the paintings would appreciate in value after you had died, & the manager told the gentleman that this would be so, & accoringly the gentleman bought all of the artists paintings.

 

The Artist then told the Gallery manager that this is wonderful news, but could you now tell me the bad news.

 

Unfortunatley the distinguished gentleman who bought all of your paintings is your Doctor.

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

I have never thought it's wise, to be worth more dead, than it is alive... Be careful of that insurance policy she wants you to take out, as an example...