The Attractive Reporter

[Guest john]

An attractive female Reporter was inerviewing the local farmer about the spread of mad cow disease throughout the district, & wanted to know what could have caused this dilemma.

 

The Farmer replied to the Reporter "Do you know that a bull only mounts a cow once each year"

 

The Reporter said to the Farmer that this was interesting to know, but what has this got to do with Mad Cow Disease?

 

The Farmer replied that he only milked his cows twice each day.

 

The Reporter was starting to get agitated & told the Farmer again, what has this got to do with mad cow disease.

 

The Farmer said "please let me get to the point madam, just imagine if I was playing with your tits twice a day, & screwing you once a pear, would'nt you get mad to?

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Good one John. It's now gone on to all corners of the earth.