The Senior Citizen

[Guest john]

An 85 year old man went to his Doctor for a medical check up, & whilst there he asked the Doctor for a sperm count. The Doctor gave the man a jar & told him to take it home & return it to his surgery tomorrow with the specimen sample.

 

The next day the old man returned to the surgery & gave the Doctor the jar which was still empty.

 

The Doctor asked why the jar was still empty, & the old man explained that he first tried with his right hand, then his left hand without success, then he asked his wife for help, & she tried with both hands also without success, she even tried with her mouth with her teeth in & with her teeth out, but still without success. The old man went onto say that his wife then called Mary the next door neighbour over to see if she could help, & she also tried with both hands & even tried with her left armpit & still nothing. The Doctor was shocked at what he had been told, & then the old man explained that no matter what they all tried, no one was able to get the lid open from off the jar.