Golf sign

[planedriver]

Golf Club Sign

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

 

 

 

 

 



2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

 

 

 

 

 



3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

 

 

 

 

 



IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

 

 

 

 

 



8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

 

 

 

 

 



9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

 

 

 

 

 



10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Deskpilot]

Only the Scotch need such explicit instructions.

[cscotthendry]

Only the Scotch need such explicit instructions.

Och laddie it's Scottish to ye! Ye cannae drink a Scotsman...

 

 

[Deskpilot]

The only good thing to come out of Scotland was the drink Besides, you may be able to spell in English but you sure can't talk in it.

 

And then the fight started.

 

 

[cscotthendry]

The only good thing to come out of Scotland was the drink Besides, you may be able to spell in English but you sure can't talk in it. And then the fight started.

Och! I'll do ye Jimmae!!

 

 

[planedriver]

"Och Hi, but yer lady's not seen wot"s beneath me kilt

 

A pair of Y fronts would you believe? with the price-tag still attached to impress those less affluent

 

 

[cscotthendry]

Aye, a price tag will always impress a canny Scot!