Satisfied Wives

[Guest john]

2 wives went out on the town to celebrate for a girls night out, & had over indulged on the evil drink at the bar. Whilst they were both staggering home arm in arm terribly drunk, they both needed to relieve themself, so as they were passing by the cemetry, they both had a pee, & 1 women took her panties off to wipe herself. The other women was wearing an expensive pair of panties & didn't want to ruin them by wiping herself, but was lucky to find a large ribbon from a wreath nearby on 1 of the new graves, which she used to wipe herself .

 

The next day 1 husband phoned the other husband & said that these girls nights out have to stop because my wife came home with no panties on.

 

Thats nothing said the other husband, My wife came home with a card on a ribbon stuck between her legs that read "From all of us at the Fire Station, we will never forget you"