petetheprinta Posted August 12, 2012 Posted August 12, 2012 Points to Ponder A day without sunshine - is like night! On the other hand, you have different fingers! 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot! 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name! Remember, half the people you know, are below average! He who laughs last, thinks slowest! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse at the trap gets the cheese! Support bacteria, they are the only culture most people have! A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory! Change is inevitable, except from vending machines! If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments! How many of you believe in psyco-kinesis? Raise my hand! OK, so what’s the speed of dark? When every thing is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane! Hard work pays off in the future, Laziness pays off now! How much deeper would the ocean be, without sponges? Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines! What happens if you get scared half to death – Twice? Why do psychics have to ask your name? Just remember that if the earth didn’t suck, we would all fall off! Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people look bright until you hear them speak! Life is not like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of Jalapeno Chillies. What you do today may burn your butt tomorrow! Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What in the hell happened?” 1
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