Results of the NSW/ACT Board Election (RAAus)

[Wayne T Mathews]

Argh shoot, ya mean I gotta go and read it?

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

Yep! You guys're right. By-law 12 is a scatter gun loaded with #4 buckshot...

 

 

[turboplanner]

With a bit of weakness around the breach.

 

 

[David Isaac]

Yeh, the breach is the real problem ... Anyone wanna pull the trigger ... LOL

 

 

[David Isaac]

Welcome back David. Wheres ya bin?

Hi mate, been crook with the flu thing, sold the house finally to the RMS after a three year battle, travelling interstate etc etc. And I am off interstate again over the next three weeks to WA, Qld, Vic, SA, and I thought things slowed down as we got older ... certainly parts of me have ... LOL

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

Hi mate, been crook with the flu thing, sold the house finally to the RMS after a three year battle, travelling interstate etc etc. And I am off interstate again over the next three weeks to WA, Qld, Vic, SA, and I thought things slowed down as we got older ... certainly parts of me have ... LOL

This reminds me of a movie scene I saw recently where the daughter's boyfriend said to her cougar mother, "I was told you're 58."

 

To which the cougar replied with an angelic smile, "Only parts of me, Sweety."

 

 

[facthunter]

What would the younger parts be. False teeth, eyelashes, breast implants? I was told once they all look pretty through the bottom of a beer glass. Trouble is I only very rarely drink beer. Nev

 

 

[David Isaac]

What would the younger parts be. False teeth, eyelashes, breast implants? I was told once they all look pretty through the bottom of a beer glass. Trouble is I only very rarely drink beer. Nev

The mind Nev ... the mind. You know how it goes ... the mind (the boy in us) makes contracts the body can't keep ... LOL

 

 

[facthunter]

I though it was the blood supply from the heart. Only enough to feed one of two items at the one time. The essential one being the brain. Nev

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

But doesn't it depend on which one is at the forefront??... Methinks we're about to get told here shortly...

 

 

[Guernsey]

You are down to your last 40 posts on this subject then you must go back to ' Topic".

 

Clayton Moderator.

 

 

[facthunter]

Champaigne was invented to make girls giggle and think you are as fantastic as you have made yourself out to be.

 

OOPs maybe we are off topic . Was it NSW eLections? Nev

 

 

[djpacro]

Pink bubbly is more effective according to my research.

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

A lady I knew in a previous life (she originally came from Hong Kong), was telling me that drinking that bubbly stuff is known to bring about insipid elections. I'm not sure what she'd say about our latest NSW (Not So Wobbly) election though. Knowing her, it'd probably be something like, "Ay yar! Two for the plice of one?... Hook Ta-Loy, you cheap charlie!"

 

How's that? Close enough to being on topic?

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

What would the younger parts be. False teeth, eyelashes, breast implants? I was told once they all look pretty through the bottom of a beer glass. Trouble is I only very rarely drink beer. Nev

Famous old poster found in my uni student daughter's room:

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1842

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

Famous old poster found in my uni student daughter's room:Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1842

Dang it, I am uncomfortable with our daughters demonstrating that sort of crassness... And no! I'm not old fashioned... But I will admit to having double standards.

 

 

 

[Guernsey]

You are down to your last 40 posts on this subject then you must go back to ' Topic". Clayton Moderator.

Your now down to 36 as Wayne's is acceptable.

 

Clayton Moderator.

 

 

[facthunter]

Those lovely ladies you are with are SOMEBODY'S daughter or wife. Nev

 

 

[Wayne T Mathews]

Your now down to 36 as Wayne's is acceptable.Clayton Moderator.

Do you remember how young Jack Thompson looked in those Clayton Adds?

 

Oh oh, we've only got 34 left, Guys... So I'll go for another "Two for the plice of one."

 

Those lovely ladies you are with are SOMEBODY'S daughter or wife. Nev

That line reminded me Nev of a time, during a NSW election, that I was at the Westfield mall with my 4 year old daughter. In her clear piping voice that could be heard from one side of the food court to the other she said, "Oh look Daddy, there's somebody's Grandma."

 

 

[facthunter]

Kids sure tell it like it is. Any how we have to be on topic. What does Japan man do when erection happens. He votes!.. Nev