THE IRISH HUSBAND

[Guest john]

Mick Oreilly was at the pub with his mates after work & in a happy mood. After a few beers he shouted " Heres to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my darling wife".

 

This won him the best prize at the pub that evening for the best toast of the night. He went home & told his wife Mary that he had won the best prize for the best toast that night at the pub.

 

She replied, "And what was your toast?"

 

Mick said the toast was "Heres to spending the rest of me life, sitting next to you in church" to which Mary stated that this was indeed thoughtful & gave Mick a big kiss on the cheek.

 

The next day Mary was speaking to one of Micks drinking friends at the local store who cheekily said to Mary that Mick had won the prize for the best toast at the pub last night, which was about you.

 

Mary replied that Mick had already told her about winning the prize at the pub which surprised her, & commented that "He's only been there twice in 4 years , once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, & the other time he fell asleep".