Hostess

[Gnarly Gnu]

A man was sitting at the bar at Mascot Terminal and looked up to notice a really beautiful & smartly dressed woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: ‘Wow, she’s so gorgeous and it looks like she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for?’ "I still call Australia home" he says to her. She pulled away from him & gave an ice cold glare. ‘Obviously not with QANTAS’ he thought.

 

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: 'Well, she doesn’t work for Delta.’

 

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned towards her again and said, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself, while scratching Singapore Airlines off the list.

 

He thought ‘Well perhaps she works for Thai Airways…’ and said "Smooth as Silk?"

 

This time the woman turned on him and said, ‘What the **** do you want?’

 

The man smiled, slumped back on his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Jetstar!"

 

 

[J170 Owner]

Ain't that the truth!