Beer & Women

[Guest john]

You can enjoy a beer all month long

 

You don't have to wine & dine beer

 

Your beer will always wait patiently

 

When your beer goes flat you toss it out

 

Hangovers go away

 

A beer label comes off without a fight

 

Beer is never late

 

Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

 

When you go to a bar you are guaranteed you will get a beer

 

Beer never gets a headache

 

Beer stains wash out

 

After youv'e had a beer you can throw the bottle out:insane:

 

 

[ayavner]

yeah but you can get cuts from the aluminium...

 

 

 

[rankamateur]

Served in glass, tastes better anyway, just handle with care.