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A drunk sitting alone at the bar of his favourite watering hole, sees a gorgeous lady walk into the bar & she sits on a nearby stool at the bar. The drunk plucks up the courage to say to her, "How about it honey just you & me."

 

The lady is taken by surprise & decided to move further along the bar.

 

As she got up to move the drunk said to her , "Honey you sure look like you could use the money I am prepared to pay you for a little pleasure, but I only have $2.00 left in my pocket".

 

She looked the drunk in the eye with a sarcastic womanly look, & said to him, "What makes you think I charge by the inch".019_victory.gif.9945f53ce9c13eedd961005fe1daf6d2.gif

 

 

Guest Howard Hughes
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As the saying goes, "nothing wrong with three inches, IN DIAMETER" !! poke_tongue_out.gif.5a7d1a1d57bd049bd5fb0f49bf1777a8.gif

 

 

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