planedriver Posted October 16, 2012 Posted October 16, 2012 Surely, if God had meant man to fly, he would have given him heaps more money. 1
Sapphire Posted October 16, 2012 Posted October 16, 2012 Do kyou need a reason to get heaps more money?
planedriver Posted October 17, 2012 Author Posted October 17, 2012 Do kyou need a reason to get heaps more money? I can live on what i've got Sapphire, but the monetry desire changes a bit when our mag comes out, and I look at the classified section up the back:crying:
facthunter Posted October 17, 2012 Posted October 17, 2012 Aeroplanes and Yachts are designed to relieve you of all your money,( and then some). Some women do that too. Nev
Sapphire Posted October 17, 2012 Posted October 17, 2012 No matter how much you have you want something you can't afford. 1
planedriver Posted October 19, 2012 Author Posted October 19, 2012 Aeroplanes and Yachts are designed to relieve you of all your money,( and then some). Some women do that too. Nev Thats why I can claim to have "only one previous owner"
Guest Howard Hughes Posted October 19, 2012 Posted October 19, 2012 Thats why I can claim to have "only one previous owner" I can claim "three owners, almost house trained"!!
planedriver Posted October 19, 2012 Author Posted October 19, 2012 I can claim "three owners, almost house trained"!! If I see someone with a collection bucket at the traffic light this weekend, and it has HH on the bucket, i'll be sure to lob in a couple of bucks------well maybe $1.50, you have to look after No. 1
M61A1 Posted October 20, 2012 Posted October 20, 2012 Aeroplanes and Yachts are designed to relieve you of all your money,( and then some). Some women do that too. Nev It was my understanding , and I have seen this with my own eyes, that women are the most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Deskpilot Posted October 20, 2012 Posted October 20, 2012 A boat is a hole in the water into which one constantly throws money. A plane on the other hand, is a hole in the air, thus causing a vacuum which sucks you, and your money up to orgasmic heights so much so you don't complain. You only moan in shear delight.
Guest Howard Hughes Posted October 21, 2012 Posted October 21, 2012 If I see someone with a collection bucket at the traffic light this weekend, and it has HH on the bucket, i'll be sure to lob in a couple of bucks------well maybe $1.50, you have to look after No. 1 Possibly the reason I am only an 'RAA wannabee'!
Jaba-who Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 A boat is hole in the water you throw money into A plane is a hole in the air you throw money into A helicopter is a hole which actively sucks the money out of your hands as you hold it up A wife ( and her divorce lawyer) actively turn you upside down, go through your pockets and then vacuum everything out of every crease and fold before throwing you into one of those aforementioned holes Sadly have now been the proud owner of every one of the above :-(.
planedriver Posted October 24, 2012 Author Posted October 24, 2012 A boat is hole in the water you throw money intoA plane is a hole in the air you throw money into A helicopter is a hole which actively sucks the money out of your hands as you hold it up A wife ( and her divorce lawyer) actively turn you upside down, go through your pockets and then vacuum everything out of every crease and fold before throwing you into one of those aforementioned holes Sadly have now been the proud owner of every one of the above :-(. Know that feeling well Jaba-who, but don't use that as an excuse for burning down your local Godfrey's store 1
eightyknots Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 A boat is hole in the water you throw money intoA plane is a hole in the air you throw money into A helicopter is a hole which actively sucks the money out of your hands as you hold it up A wife ( and her divorce lawyer) actively turn you upside down, go through your pockets and then vacuum everything out of every crease and fold before throwing you into one of those aforementioned holes Sadly have now been the proud owner of every one of the above :-(. I hope that you still retain ownership in at least one of the above!
Sapphire Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 I hope that you still retain ownership in at least one of the above! It won't be his sanity.
Jaba-who Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 Yep still have the plane :-) Had long previously parted with boat and helicopter. More recently parted with wife But still have managed to hang onto the Jabiru. (but not much else) Sapphire - doesn't seem to be much sanity left though :-( 1
Sapphire Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 Actually saw a Dick Smith truck in Sydney years ago. In big letters on the side read "Electronic Dick" At the time he probably didnt realize someone would make one for an "anatomically correct" robot. Now somebody needs to make one for an "anatomically correct" robotte:tongue in cheek:
dazza 38 Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 Actually saw a Dick Smith truck in Sydney years ago. In big letters on the side read "Electronic Dick" At the time he probably didnt realize someone would make one for an "anatomically correct" robot. Now somebody needs to make one for an "anatomically correct" robotte:tongue in cheek: Clever Dick
M61A1 Posted October 25, 2012 Posted October 25, 2012 Yep still have the plane :-)Had long previously parted with boat and helicopter. More recently parted with wife But still have managed to hang onto the Jabiru. (but not much else) Sapphire - doesn't seem to be much sanity left though :-( I saw on another site. Selecting a partner......attractive, intelligent, sane........pick two.
ianwells Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 Ancient chinese advice passed from father to son for many generations "If it Flys, Floats or F****s It is much cheaper to rent it!" 1
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