Dave the Postman

[Guest john]

Last Monday morning, Dave the Postman was doing his normal routine postal deliveries on his Honda motorbike & when as he was placing the mail in Toms letterbox he observed Tom stumbling out to the front of the house with empty beer & wine bottles under both arms to place in the rubbish bin.

 

Dave stopped to have a yarn with Tom & said to Tom, "You must have had a good time last night by the number of empty liquor bottles you have under both arms".

 

In reply Tom said to Dave, well actually we had a party at our place which started on Saturday night & lasted into the early hours until Sunday morning, & this is the first opportunity I have felt well enough to get out of bed".

 

Tom went onto say how they had about 15 couples attend the party, & late on Saturday night after everyone had become intoxicated, we played a game titled "WHO AM I".

 

Dave then asked Tom how this game is played & Tom replied that all the guys go into another room & strip off & then come out 1 at a time covered from head to feet in a sheet with only the family jewels hanging down through a hole in the sheet & the women who are all gathered together in a nearby room have to guess "WHO AM I".

 

Dave said that sounds like an interesting game to play, "I'm sorry that I missed coming to the party".

 

Tom then said to Dave "Its probably good now that you didn't come to the party because your name came up 7 times".