EXPLANATIONS TO PONDER

[Guest john]

1. Supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store.

 

2. Why do banks leave the vaults open during the day, & yet chain their pens to the desk?

 

3. Why do people order double hamburgers, chips & then diet coke?

 

4.Why do we leave our vehicles worth thousands of $ in the driveway, & put our junk in the shed?

 

5. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?

 

6. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

7. Why don't you see headlines, "Physic wins Lottery"?

 

8.Why is the word "abreviated" such a long word?

 

9. Why is it that Doctors call what they do "Practice"?

 

10.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, & dishwashing liquid made with real lemon juice?

 

11.Why is the man who invest your money called a "Broker"?

 

12.Why is the time of day with the longest line of traffic called rush hour?

 

13.Why didn't Noah swat the 2 mosquitoes & flies?

 

14.Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?

 

15. You know the indistructable black box used in aircraft, then why don't they make the whole aircraft out of the same material?

 

16. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

17. Why are they called apartments, when they are all joined together?

 

18.If flying is so safe, why do they call airport buildings terminals?