Do you have Guts or Balls

[Deskpilot]

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there

 

is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about

 

people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference

 

between them?

 

 

 

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

 

 

 

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being

 

met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you

 

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

 

 

 

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

 

of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your

 

wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, Chubby".

 

 

 

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions as there is no

 

difference in the outcome.

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

More like death wish.

 

 

[rankamateur]

Perhaps wasn't wise to read this one out loud, apparently it was only that my head was in line with the computer monitor, an she use it too, that saved me from wearing the chunky volume she was reading at the time.