Sophisticated Humour

[Sapphire]

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

 

It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

 

 

[Guernsey]

Eee -by-gum lad that is really foony.

 

Alan.

 

 

[facthunter]

It was to get to the other side. Nev

 

 

[Sapphire]

Eee -by-gum lad that is really foony.Alan.

Amazing, I'll have to write some more:oh yeah:

 

Why did the chicken cross the road in the first place, contemplated by famous people:

 

Colonel Sanders- I missed one?

 

Bill Clinton-I did not cross the road with that chicken!

 

L.A Police Dept-Give us 5 minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

 

Albert Einstein-Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

 

Saddam Hussein-It was an act of rebellion and we dropped 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.

 

 

[Tomo]

You know why the skeleton didn't cross the road?

 

'cause he had no body to go with him.

 

 

[Sapphire]

You know why the skeleton didn't cross the road?'cause he had no body to go with him.

 

You know why the skeleton did cross the road-to go to the body shop

 

I don't think the chicken really knows where it wants to go.