Don't let me get this old

[nomadpete]

-----Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.

 

 

 

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."

 

 

 

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."

 

 

 

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

 

 

 

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year-old.

 

 

 

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

 

 

 

"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year old.

 

 

 

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30 am."

 

 

 

Puzzled with this, the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 am and poop every morning at 6:30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?" "

 

 

 

"Well", said the 80-year old, "I don't wake up until 7:00."