eightyknots Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Yeah, that's a bit like the story I read in the "Funnies" about the old WWI pilot sitting at the bar.A woman walks near him and he asks her what he was. He tells her the story of how he is a pilot from the war. He then asks her what she is and she says she is a lesbian........ I won't repeat the story here. But I think I am a lesbian too. ;) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying dog Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Ok, to clarify: You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of a coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?" He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian Originally from: [/url]http://www.recreationalflying.com/threads/are-you-a-pilot.34662/#post-204131 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Wow, thanks so much. I've always pondered such things as the meaning of life and what I really am. Now at least I know what I am . . . . . . . . . . Now, tell me again, what is the meaning of life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aussieaviatrix Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Now, tell me again, what is the meaning of life? 42!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Is that after you have divided by Pi, or before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 "Who cares" planey said, after being invited onto the flight deck by the lovely Virgin? pilot. I don,t care much whether you call it the Cockpit, or, The Box Office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 One could go on and on, but I'll wrap itUP,for now my time is UP, so...it is time to shutUP! Why the hell do the police tell me to slow DOWN, and then pull UP over there. . . . ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 You can lose a sock, but a nut comes loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 These days if you practiced good english at least half of the listeners on average would not understand you. One of the advantages of being married is that your wife knows exactly what you are going to say and does it for you. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Yes, Nev, advances in robotic technology is one of the greatest successes of the 21st Century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 If she does it for you, keep thinking the word "yes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 She "says" it for me. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_S Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Thorough Throughout Through Threw Thought Trough Though Thou Bough Tort Taut Taught Ought Tough Dough Drought Rough Ruff hiccough Enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Well guys I don't have any of your problems with spelling as I always write in ' plane english' Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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