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I was chatting with 3 elderly gentleman recently and asked them the worst part of growing old.

 

The 60 year old said he wakes up at 6 every morning and it takes him 30 minutes to have a pee.

 

The 70 year old pipes up and says that's nothing I wake up at 5 every morning and it takes me an hour to clear his bowels.

 

The 80 year old then says these young chaps have it easy. He said every morning at 6 he pisses like a horse then at 7 he sh... like a cow. The other guys wondered what was bad about that. He added he didn't wake up until 8!

 

 

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