Only a Farm Kid

[pudestcon]

When you're from the country, your perception is a little different.

 

 

 

A farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse and knocked at the door.

 

A boy, about 9, opened the door

 

"Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer.

 

"No, they went to town."

 

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

 

"No, he went with Mum and Dad."

 

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and

 

mumbling to himself.

 

"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."

 

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your

 

brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant".

 

The boy thought for a moment...

 

"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for

 

the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

 

 

 

[naremman]

Farmers are also very proficient with green rubber rings and sharp knives Pud, as any wether, steer, barrow or gelding could attest!!

 

 

[Sapphire]

I flew vets around the NT for a while and helped in the yard. They made use of sharp knifes during castration. Knowing how much that would hurt, I didn't stand in any lines.

 

 

[kaz3g]

Farmers are also very proficient with green rubber rings and sharp knives Pud, as any wether, steer, barrow or gelding could attest!!

And their teeth, too!

 

Kaz