Ungrateful kids.

[planedriver]

Three babies are sitting in their prams just inside a supermarket entrance.

 

One baby looks at the another and says " how are you getting on with your Mum?"

 

Tell you the truth, i'm not real happy. She keeps feeding me those little Heinz cans. It doesn't matter whether its apple, vegetables, or chocolate custard, they all taste the same.

 

The second baby replied, 'I'm still on formula, and she insists on crushing up rusks and putting it in the bottle as well. It's so damn hard to suck it through the tiny hole in the teat, I go blue in the face.

 

The third baby said, "you are nothing but a pair of whingers, i'm still on the tit and have to share it with a bloke that smokes a pipe:drool:

 

 

[J170 Owner]

 

I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

 

And...that's the last thing I remember....

 

 

[Phil Perry]

I've got a bit of a problem,. . . . . . .

 

I've been making love to a lady passenger for a while, . . . . . . . but now she is getting more serious,. . . . . . . she says she wants to take the relationship further. . . . . .

 

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She's going to report me to the police. . . . . . .

 

 

[dazza 38]

[ATTACH=full]20246[/ATTACH]I was at the bar the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

 

And...that's the last thing I remember....

Jeez I feel sorry for those chairs.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Oi Daz. . . . Nowt wrong with Fullsome ladies, . . . . just watch out for the right hook. . . . .