I'm NOT sexist - there IS a difference....

[nomadpete]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..

 

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

 

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

 

She directs him down the correct aisle.

 

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

 

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

 

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

 

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .. so does she...

 

WOMEN'S REVENGE

 

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to

 

purchase.

 

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

 

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

 

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

 

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

 

 

[nomadpete]

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

 

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

 

 

I know I'm not going to understand women.

 

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

 

pour it around your genitals, rip the hair out by the root,

 

and still be afraid of a spider.

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

 

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

 

pour it around your genitals, rip the hair out by the root,

 

and still be afraid of a spider.

Sorry guys the spiders sound good to me I am not into that much pain Cheers Sue

 

 

[nomadpete]

Sorry guys the spiders sound good to me I am not into that much pain Cheers Sue

Too much information already !

 

 

[facthunter]

They weren't made to be understood. Just accept it. Seriously though. I reckon that GOD bloke is a bit mean. There is No Mrs GOD. Nev

 

 

[Deskpilot]

They weren't made to be understood. Just accept it. Seriously though. I reckon that GOD bloke is a bit mean. There is No Mrs GOD. Nev

How do you know that? Got a personal phone line?

 

 

[facthunter]

No mention in any despatches so far. Nev

 

 

[Deskpilot]

I left my church when the female minister started praying to Mother God.

 

 

[planedriver]

My Minister had a new set of dentures which caused him a lot of discomfort, so his sermon only lasted about 4 minutes, the following week it lasted 6 minutes.

 

The next week it dragged on for 2 1/4hrs. After the service a parishoner asked him why? He replied "I'm very sorry if if it caused you any anguish, but this morning I picked up my wife's dentures by mistake:bash: