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Yesterday, shortly after coming out of Liverpool Hospital for a day surgery procedure, I had the urgent need to call the "Incontinence Hot Line".

 

The bloody phone just rang and rang and rang.

 

I was just about going red in the face, when, I suddenly thought I was getting somewhere, beacause I eventually heard a voice say "Welcome to the Incontinence Hot Line".

 

"If you would like to take part in our current survey, please press1

 

If you would like to change the answers you gave last time you called, please press 2.

 

For your information Coles currently have a 1/2 price special on Sorbent long rolls.

 

If you are unable to take advantage of that offer, please hang on.

 

 

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