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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

 

 

 

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

 

 

 

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

 

 

 

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

 

 

 

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

 

 

 

For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........

 

 

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