planedriver Posted January 30, 2013 Posted January 30, 2013 A Priest was seated next to a Jockey on a flight to Melbourne A short while after the plane was airborne, the drinks trolley arrived. The Jockey asked for a can of Bundy rum and Coke, which was quickly placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor pass my lips." The Jockey then handed his drink back to the attendant and said: "Me too. Virgin offers a great in-flight service, but I didn't see that offer on the sheet in the seat pocket" ? 1
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