What is Celibacy?

[Old Koreelah]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

 

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I listened to

 

the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the

 

things that are important to each other.."

 

He then addressed the men,

 

'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

 

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,

 

White Wings Self-Raising Flour, isn't it?

 

And thus began my life of celibacy......... :-(

 

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[Deskpilot]

Will you never learn!

 

Been a few years since my wife and I did a Marriage Weekend. Forgotten every thing i learned so my life with the wife is hell now.

 

 

[fly_tornado]

Celibacy: the gift that your wife gets you for your 10th wedding anniversary.

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

Celibacy: the gift that your wife gets you for your 10th wedding anniversary.

You had to wait that long?

 

 

[fly_tornado]

that's only what other have told me. I prefer to turn them over every 18 months.

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

that's only what other have told me. I prefer to turn them over every 18 months.

...metaphorically speaking...?

 

 

[rankamateur]

that's only what other have told me. I prefer to turn them over every 18 months.

And you can still afford to fly?

 

 

[PA.]

My wife believes Sex is an Olympic sport, it happens once every four years.

 

 

[Gnarly Gnu]

And you can still afford to fly?

You think he rents them?

 

 

[rankamateur]

You think he rents them?

I was just thinking about the cost of divorces every 18 months, be enough to keep most blokes grounded.

 

 

[Jaba-who]

Not necessarily. I went through a divorce settlement recently. I got to keep my plane The secret is to always have a debt on your aircraft that matches the value of it. That way they don't want it.

 

 

[fly_tornado]

My advice, never get involved with a women who asks you what you do for a living within 30 minutes of meeting them.

 

 

[fly_tornado]

I was just thinking about the cost of divorces every 18 months, be enough to keep most blokes grounded.

Never get involved with a women looking for a husband. Plenty of independent, strong willed feminists that will make you happy.

 

 

[planet47]

FT said: My advice, never get involved with a women who asks you what you do for a living within 30minutes of meeting them.

 

Let me guess - you told them and you feel that was a drawcard ?

 

 

[facthunter]

There's no safe time to turn a woman over. She might wake up.

 

Your first divorce MIGHT be her fault, but all subsequent ones are YOURS. Nev

 

 

[Yenn]

Calibacy. What Catholic priests indulge in with choir boys.

 

 

[damkia]

Catholic celibacy - "not with women"