kgwilson Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other ..... If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's then get a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, For as long and wherever you want ... Then get a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ...then get a dog. If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...then get a dog ! If you want someone who never criticises what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves You unconditionally, perpetually .. ...then get a dog. BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair All over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .... . . . ....then get a cat! You thought I was gonna say... Marry a man, didn't you? You........have a GREAT Day!!!Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter. We don't stop laughing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop laughing. I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them. 3
airangel Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 A Cat......Leaves fur over everything!. Thats why they call it furniture. Remember that happiness is a warm pussy
cscotthendry Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Dogs have masters, cats have answering services.
Sapphire Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 A Cat......Leaves fur over everything!. Thats why they call it furniture.Remember that happiness is a warm pussy Happiness can also be a cold snake.
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