The French Fighter Pilot

[kgwilson]

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.

 

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ‘Pierre, kiss me!’

 

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.

 

‘What are you doing, Pierre ?’ says the startled Marie.

 

‘I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!’

 

She smiles and they start kissing.

 

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, ‘Pierre, kiss me lower.’

 

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.

 

‘Pierre! What are you doing now?’ asks the bewildered Marie.

 

‘I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!’

 

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up.

 

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, ‘Pierre, kiss me much lower!’

 

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.

 

He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

 

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.

 

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, ‘PIERRE , WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?’

 

Our ‘hero’ stands and says defiantly,

 

‘I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!’

 

 

[old man emu]

Well told, Sir. Well told.

 

OME

 

 

[Bryon]

Good thing he didnt try it beside the Murray

 

The CFA would have issued a total fire ban as things started to warm up and he wouldnt be going anywhere...especially down in flames....lol

 

 

[Gwalch]

Pearler!!!