Easter Bunny ? ? ?

[Phil Perry]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the

 

middle of the road.

 

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in

 

front of the car.

 

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal

 

lover, pulls over and gets out to seewhat has become of the rabbit.

 

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

 

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

 

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the

 

side of the road and pulls over.

 

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

 

"I feel terrible," he explains,

 

"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

 

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

 

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

 

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,

 

bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

 

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off

 

down the road.

 

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves

 

again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,

 

turns and waves, hops another ten feet,

 

turns and waves, and repeats this again and again

 

and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

 

The man is astonished.

 

He runs over to the woman and demands,

 

"What is in that can?

 

What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

 

The woman turns the can around

 

so that the man can read the label.

 

It says..

 

(Are you ready for this?)

 

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

 

(Last chance)

 

(OK, here it is)

 

It says,

 

"Hair Spray

 

Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

 

Happy Easter! ! !