Wasps

[PA.]

The world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. as he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. 'Just released – new LP "Wasps of the world and the sounds that they make" – available now’.

 

Unable to resist the temptation, he goes into the shop and says: “I am the world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window.”

 

“Certainly sir”, says the man behind the counter. If you'd like to step in the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you.”

 

The world expert on wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces: “I am the world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognise none of those.”

 

“I'm sorry sir”, says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth I can let you have another ten minutes.”

 

The world expert on and the sounds that they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. “I don’t understand it”, he says, “I am the world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I still can't recognise any of those.”

 

“I really am terribly sorry”, says the young assistant, “I've just realised I was playing the bee side.”

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

Ohhhh....thats bad !