3 Old Granny's

[Guest thrasher]

Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a

 

bench outside a nursing home. An old grandpa walked

 

by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying,

 

"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

 

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess

 

it, you old fools."

 

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just

 

drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact

 

age."

 

Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.

 

The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to

 

turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up

 

and down for a little while and then they all piped

 

up and said,

 

"You're 91 years old!"

 

"How in the world did you guess?"

 

The old grandmas snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and

 

grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison,

 

"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!"