Money for Blond Odd Jobs...

[Guest thrasher]

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire

 

herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby

 

well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first

 

house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

 

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.

 

"How much will you charge me?"

 

 

 

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed

 

and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the

 

garage.

 

 

 

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does

 

she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

 

 

 

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

 

 

 

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe

 

all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

 

 

 

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

 

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

 

 

 

"Yes," the blonde replied, "And I had paint leftover, so I gave it

 

two coats."

 

 

 

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed

 

it to her.

 

"Thanks, and by the way", the blonde added, "it's not a porch,

 

it's a Lexus."