Suicide ? No. . . Don't do it. . . .

[Phil Perry]

A REALLY good looking lady was standing on the edge of a 200 feet high cliff trying to psych herself up into taking the final leap. . . .when a tramp ( Derro to you uneducated Aussies ) tapped her on the shoulder and asked. . . " Whaddyer Doin love ? " . . . . she said . . . "What's it do do with you . . .you smelly berk ?. . . ."

 

She continued. . . . . . " My life is a complete mess, and I'm going to jump off this cliff,"

 

He said, . . . .Well, . . . . you are only about twenty six years old, and you are absolutely Gorgeous, and that would be a complete waste of life,. . . would you mind if we had sex before you do it ?". . . . . .

 

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She said. . . " Oh my GOD !. . . Piss off you disgusting creature ! "

 

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Awwww, I'm really sorry you feel that way,

 

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I'll wait for you at the bottom.

 

 

[Deskpilot]

One way or another.........................!