Golf Course Surgery ??

[Phil Perry]

A little old lady was walking down a Sydney back street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 note fell out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 notes falling out of that bag.". . . "Oh, really? , . . .Oh Dear!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them all . . . Thanks for telling me about it Officer.

 

"Well, now,. . . not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

 

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back garden is right next to a Golf course. And all the time, a lot of Golfers sneak over and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden !! It used to really tick me off.. . . Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?"

 

 

 

"So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, and keep really quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some bloke pokes his dongle through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., Mate! Give me Twenty Dollars. . ., or OFF it comes."

 

 

 

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, ( by now giggling like mad. . .)

 

 

 

"OK. Good luck!"

 

 

 

"Oh, by the way, . . . . what's in the other bag?"

 

 

The little old Lady replied. . .

 

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"They don’t ALL wanna PAY . . . ."