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I've found over a period of time that the best way to make a really good cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

 

So nowadays, I yell into the kitchen " Two sugars Fatbum "

 

 

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Ooh, I just tried that and all that happened is a fork came flying out of the kitchen...doesn't work...

 

 

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Ooh, I just tried that and all that happened is a fork came flying out of the kitchen...doesn't work...

I wonder if the fork had PG Tips.

 

OME

 

 

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I wonder if the fork had PG Tips.OME

Wives must have a thing about cutlery, mine just told me to get forked.....

 

 

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Wives must have a thing about cutlery, mine just told me to get forked.....

Mine seems to have developed hearing problems.... al I got was "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
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Mine seems to have developed hearing problems.... al I got was "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

Translation - "What did you say" really means "You got three seconds to take that back, smartass"

 

 

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