Practical Solutions

[Guest john]

1. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.

 

2. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

 

3. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, you will learn a lot today.

 

4. A thing not worth doing, isn't worth doing well.

 

5. If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

 

6. Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it.

 

7. I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

 

8. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

 

9. Jesus is coming soon, look really busy.

 

10. Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

 

11. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

 

12. A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group.

 

13. I have enough money to last me a life time, unless I buy something.

 

14. Meetings are a practical alternative to work .

 

 

[facthunter]

A Camel is a horse designed by a committee.

 

IF you can't decide what to do with your life go to university. Nev

 

 

[cscotthendry]

Do something. If it's wrong, do something else.

 

 

[planet47]

If a cluttered desk signifies a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk signify?

 

 

[planedriver]

A no-brainer?

 

 

[johnm]

If it were not for electricity, we would all be watching televison in the dark

 

 

[facthunter]

I've had shocking experience with electricity. IF you want to be a conductor, do it with a band. Nev