How to Choose a Wife

[Guest john]

A man who was a pilot & owned his own plane, dated 3 gorgeous ladies he met on the internet & wanted to get married , however he found it difficult to make a choice as to which 1 he should choose to marry because they were all great ladies.

 

Eventually he decided to give each lady a gift of $5000.00 each so that he could observe what they would each do with these funds.

 

The 1st lady had a total makeover, buys fancy dresses & several new outfits , & tells the man that she spent the money wisely because she loved him & wanted to always look attractive for him.

 

The 2nd lady purchased a new set of golf clubs, new accessories for his plane & told the pilot that she had spent all of the money on him because she loved him so much.

 

The 3rd lady invested all of the money on the stockmarket & the shares rose in value sharply & she gave 50% value of the shares to the pilot & kept the remaining 50% because she told the pilot that she loved him dearly. The pilot was impressed.

 

Over the next few weeks the pilot thought deeply as to what each good deeds the ladies had done for him with the money he gave them, & he was still undecided which 1 he should marry. Eventually he decided to marry the 1 with the biggest KNOCKERS

 

 

[Guernsey]

Not a wise choice, as one ages inflation sets in and then they can be too much to handle. .

 

Alan.

 

 

[Yenn]

Is that inflation or deflation?

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Is that inflation or deflation?

Depends on what the rest of the body does.

 

 

[planedriver]

Like blokes, everything seems to head South in time, to admire our new shoes or something.

 

Never our new hat:no no no: