How to make a man and a woman happy

[kgwilson]

To make a woman happy ..... A man only needs to be:

 

1. A friend

 

2. A companion

 

3. A lover

 

4. A brother

 

5. A father

 

6. A master

 

7. A chef

 

8. An electrician

 

9. A carpenter

 

10. A plumber

 

11. A mechanic

 

12. A decorator

 

13. A stylist

 

16. A psychologist

 

17. A pest exterminator

 

18. A psychiatrist

 

19. A healer

 

20. A good listener

 

21. An organizer

 

22. A good father

 

23. Very clean

 

24. Sympathetic

 

25. Athletic

 

26. Warm

 

27. Attentive

 

28. Gallant

 

29. Intelligent

 

30. Funny

 

31. Creative

 

32. Tender

 

33. Strong

 

34. Understanding

 

35. Tolerant

 

36. Prudent

 

37. Ambitious

 

38. Capable

 

39. Courageous

 

40. Determined

 

41. True

 

42. Dependable

 

43. Passionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :

 

44. Give her compliments regularly

 

45. Love shopping

 

46. be honest

 

47. be very rich

 

48. Not stress her out

 

49. Not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

 

51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

 

52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

53. Never to forget:

 

* Birthdays

 

* Anniversaries

 

* Arrangements she makes

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

 

1. Leave him alone

 

 

[Guest Howard Hughes]

Aww come on, what happened to "show up naked, bring beer"?

 

 

[Bryon]

I'm with Howard

 

I want beer and boobs......

 

 

[metalman]

Yep, sounds like a nicely balanced woman, naked, with a six pack in each hand