Surgeons Opinions

[Guest john]

Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

 

1. The 1st Surgeon states that he likes to see Accountants on his operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

 

2. The 2nd Surgeon responds by saying that you should try Electricians, because everything inside them is colour coded.

 

3.The 3rd Surgeon states that he thinks Librarians are the best, because everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

 

4. The 4th Surgeon butts in & says, I like Motor Mechanics , these guys always understand that you may have a few parts left over at the end of surgery, & its ok if the operation takes longer than expected.

 

5. The 5th Surgeon states that all previous 4 Surgeons opinions are wrong, because Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have no guts, no balls, no brains & no spine, & furthermore the head & the rear end are interchangeable.