The Irish Doctors Final Medical Examination

[Guest john]

Paddy who was training to be a Medical Doctor was only able to answer 34 questions out of 50 in the Final Examination as hereunder:

 

QUESTIONS ANSWERS

 

1.Artery The study of painting

 

2. Bacteria Back door to cafeteria

 

3. Barium What they do with Doctors mistakes

 

4. Bowel A letter like AEIOU

 

5. Caesarean Section A district in Rome

 

6.Cat Scan Searching for kitty

 

7.Cautrise Made eye contact with her

 

8.Coma Punctuation mark

 

9. Congenital Friendly

 

10. Dilate To live long

 

11. Enema Not a friend

 

12. Genital Not Jewish

 

13.High Colonic Jewish Holiday

 

14. Impotent Important & well known

 

15. Labor Pain Getting hurt at work

 

16. Medical Staff A Doctors walking stick

 

17. Morbid Make another bid

 

18.Nitrate Much cheaper than night rate

 

19. Outpatient A person who has fainted

 

20. Papsmear Fatherhood test

 

21.Pelvis Cousin of Elvis

 

23.Post Operative Postman

 

24. Rectum Damn near killed 'em

 

25.Rheumatic Thinking of love

 

26.Secretion Hiding something

 

27.Seizure Mark Anthonys friend

 

28. Tablet Small table

 

29. Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport

 

30.Tumor More than one

 

31. Urine Opposite to your out

 

32. Varicose Very very close

 

33. Vein Conceited

 

34.Benign Your next age after being 8

 

 

[pudestcon]

Give us the 16 questions he couldn't answer.

 

Pud